Malarkey

$95.00

Color

59 - Teal Crystal Front and Temples
Color

    Size: Wide 140mm

    If you love calling people on their B.S., this ultra-thick frame will look great sliding down your nose as you raise one eyebrow and tell it how it is. Plus, the uniquely designed edges create a prism effect when the light hits them. Really! Buy these wide readers in teal, taupe, and milky yellow.
    • Shape: Square
    • Sizes:
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    Frame Measurements

    Frame width
    Lens width
    Lens height
    Bridge width
    Temple length
    W Wide 140mm 51mm 41mm 20mm 145mm
    W Wide
    Frame width
    140mm
    Lens width
    51mm
    Lens height
    41mm
    Bridge width
    20mm
    Temple length
    145mm

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    Frame Measurment Scale W
    Milky yellow malarkey in grey polarized lenses

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    Yes. You. Can.

    Yes. You. Can.

    The majority of eyewear options make it feel like wearing glasses is a punishment or something to keep as discreet as possible. But quite frankly, there’s nothing discreet about something that sits in the center of your face. For 20 years, we’ve been helping people go from “No way I could pull that off,” to “Yes. You. Can.”

    The majority of eyewear options make it feel like wearing glasses is a punishment or something to keep as discreet as possible. But quite frankly, there’s nothing discreet about something that sits in the center of your face. For 20 years, we’ve been helping people go from “No way I could pull that off,” to “Yes. You. Can.”

    Our Story.

    Drugstores were full of cheap readers and optical retailers carried expensive designer frames, but there were no options in the gulf between. Enter eyebobs.

    Our Difference.

    We painstakingly select the very best materials, like luxury acetate, comfortable spring hinges, and best-in-class, optical quality lenses.

    Our Promise.

    We won’t take “meh” for an answer. If your life hasn’t been changed by one of our frames, our job has yet to be done.