Glasses Pick-Up Lines (Happy Valentine's Day!)

February 14, 2021
Happy Valentine's Day -- Glasses Pick-Up Lines

Yes, this is for real. The only way to truly surprise your loved one today is with glasses pick-up lines.⁠ Happy Valentine's Day.⁠


Are you my Readers? Because you're making me see clearly for the first time.

You've got the prescription for all my lovin' and it's very, very strong.

Let's do what Readers do and magnify this relationship.

Dang, you're as bad as my eyesight.

Blue light isn't the only protection we'll need today.

Roses are red, I need glasses to see, today I'm only thinking about you and me.

You make me feel safer than blue light glasses.

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