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Total Wit

Reading Glasses

Total Wit

$98

Color •

19 - Tortoise Front and Temples
Color

Size •  Average (135 mm)

Premium, Italian-designed acetate

Optical-grade lenses

Best-in-class
customer service

90-day,
risk-free returns

Hello, clever individual, meet our equally clever readers: Total Wit. Besides being classically round and fitting the majority of faces, they also feature paddle temples for quickly moving up and down your face as you read throughout the day. You've already got Total Wit, and now, you'll have total style, too.

Available in diopters ranging from 0.00 to +4.00, our scratch-resistant and smudge-proof reader lenses will have noticing being noticed. PS – If Total Wit's paddle temples aren't your thing, Waylaid offers a similar shape with typical temples!

  • Tortoise and stripe acetates vary in coloration frame to frame due to the unique creation process of the acetate. Color may vary from images on site.

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90-Day Returns.
A chinchilla can make a baby in 90 days. We figure that's plenty of time for you to decide if you want to keep your glasses.

Items in the Sale Collection are final sale — no returns or exchanges.

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Frame Measurements

Frame width
Lens width
Lens height
Bridge width
Temple length
A Average 135 mm 45 mm 37 mm 24 mm 145 mm
A Average
Frame width 135 mm
Lens width 45 mm
Lens height 37 mm
Bridge width 24 mm
Temple length 145 mm

Frame Size Scale

Frame Measurment Scale A

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Our Story.

Drugstores were full of cheap readers and optical retailers carried expensive designer frames, but there were no options in the gulf between. Enter eyebobs.

Our Difference.

We painstakingly select the very best materials, like luxury acetate, comfortable spring hinges, and best-in-class, optical quality lenses.

Our Promise.

We won’t take “meh” for an answer. If your life hasn’t been changed by one of our frames, our job has yet to be done.

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