Reading Glasses

Total Wit

Reading Glasses

Total Wit

from $98.00

Color

00 - Black and Crystal Clear Tortoise Front and Temples
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    Hello clever individual, meet our equally clever designer frames. Besides being classically round and fitting the majority of faces, they also feature paddle temples for quickly moving up and down your face as you read throughout the day. You've already got total wit, and now, you'll have total style, too.

    Available in readers, prescription reading glasses, sunglasses, or blue light blocking computer glasses as well as non-prescription lenses. Total Wit comes in an average size frame, but of course are anything but average.
    PS – If Total Wit's paddle temples aren't your thing, Waylaid offers a similar shape with typical temples!

    • Tortoise and stripe acetates vary in coloration frame to frame due to the unique creation process of the acetate. Color may vary from images on site.

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    A chinchilla can make a baby in 90 days. We figure that's plenty of time for you to decide if you want to keep your glasses.

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    Frame Measurements

    Frame width
    Lens width
    Lens height
    Bridge width
    Temple length
    A Average 135 mm 45 mm 37 mm 24 mm 145 mm
    A Average
    Frame width 135 mm
    Lens width 45 mm
    Lens height 37 mm
    Bridge width 24 mm
    Temple length 145 mm

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    Frame Measurment Scale A

    Overall rating: 4.3333335 / 5 from 111 reviews.

    AI Generated Review Summary

    TEST Total Wit frames are praised for their chic and sturdy design, perfect for reading. Customers appreciate the classic appeal, great fit, and high-quality lenses. The unique look and color of the glasses are also highly praised.

    Summary topics

    • Frame Quality: 23%
    • Glasses Style: 10%
    • Glasses Look: 19%
    • Product Design: 6%
    • Lens Clarity: 12%

    Review topics: ["size","fit","color","price","look","quality","design","service","style","shape","feel","frames","arms","glasses","lenses","eyebobs","readers","total wit","pair","tortoise","hinges","temples","compliments","board","work"].

    Review highlights

    • "If you are looking for great styles, fit and color, this is the place to get them."Eye B.
    • "Frames are chic and sturdy and lenses are perfect for reading and close work- better than my prescription glasses."BARBARA C.
    • "They look great, wear well and high quality at a reasonable price."Jennifer S.

    Reviews

    Total Wit blk&crystal = feminine

    "Tortoise looks great on guys, but the black & crystal clear tortoise front looks way too feminine. I have returned them for a credit to get a different style and color. The fit, feel and quality of the total wit is very good."

    James L. (3/5)

    Love Eyebobs

    "I get compliments everyday about my glasses; and I can see!"

    Monica M. (5/5)

    Doesn’t fit

    "Tried to return them. No response from the company."

    William W. (5/5)

    Popping Eyes

    "Great glasses at a great price!"

    Jim O. (5/5)

    fashion and function

    "Love the shape and color of the glasses. Great quality. Lots of styles to choose from."

    Susan P. (5/5)

    Loved them but there were

    "Loved them but there were too big for my little face and bridge area."

    Jo N. (5/5)

    Adorable frames

    "Perfect fit. Love"

    Holley R. (5/5)

    "Great color, fit well."

    Theresa (5/5)

    Love these! I have several

    "Love these! I have several pair of the Waylaid style and I love these just as much, they are similar . . . . just a tad bit "bulkier" looking which I like. Like other reviewers, the earpieces seemed strange at first but now I love them. . . perfect with no slipping. for reference, I am a female with a narrow, oblong face. Don't be afraid of the redwood color. . . . it is subtly awesome! Eyebobs: More colors in this style, please!"

    Heather W. (5/5)

    Reading glasses

    "Glasses are heavy."

    Lori D. (3/5)

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    Our Story.

    Drugstores were full of cheap readers and optical retailers carried expensive designer frames, but there were no options in the gulf between. Enter eyebobs.

    Our Difference.

    We painstakingly select the very best materials, like luxury acetate, comfortable spring hinges, and best-in-class, optical quality lenses.

    Our Promise.

    We won’t take “meh” for an answer. If your life hasn’t been changed by one of our frames, our job has yet to be done.