Reading Glasses

Humble Narrator

Reading Glasses

Humble Narrator

from $98.00

Color

00 - Black with White Marble Inside Front and Temples
Color

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    Premium, Italian-Designed Acetate

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    Optical-Grade Lenses

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    "When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man." Choosing Humble Narrator with an ultra thick square shape with soft corners, a flattering keyhole bridge and detailed beveled acetate edges, will take you out of the shadows and into the show.

    The wide-fitting Humble Narrator frames come in several unique, eye-catching colors and are available as readers, prescription reading glasses, sunglasses, blue light blocking computer glasses, or non-prescription lenses.

    • Tortoise and stripe acetates vary in coloration frame to frame due to the unique creation process of the acetate. Color may vary from images on site.

    Free U.S. Shipping On Orders $115+.
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    90-Day Returns.
    A chinchilla can make a baby in 90 days. We figure that's plenty of time for you to decide if you want to keep your glasses.

    Items in the Sale Collection are final sale — no returns or exchanges.

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    Frame Measurements

    Frame width
    Lens width
    Lens height
    Bridge width
    Temple length
    W Wide 140 mm 49 mm 39 mm 22 mm 150 mm
    W Wide
    Frame width 140 mm
    Lens width 49 mm
    Lens height 39 mm
    Bridge width 22 mm
    Temple length 150 mm

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    Frame Measurment Scale W

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    Our Story.

    Drugstores were full of cheap readers and optical retailers carried expensive designer frames, but there were no options in the gulf between. Enter eyebobs.

    Our Difference.

    We painstakingly select the very best materials, like luxury acetate, comfortable spring hinges, and best-in-class, optical quality lenses.

    Our Promise.

    We won’t take “meh” for an answer. If your life hasn’t been changed by one of our frames, our job has yet to be done.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    • One of eyebobs' bigger fits, a wide 140mm front with long 150mm temples, built for larger heads that pinch in standard readers. Measure a frame you own temple-to-temple; around 140mm and up means it'll sit right.

    • They shouldn't, when the width matches your face. The 150mm temples and spring hinges spread pressure instead of gripping: no squeeze at the temples.

    • Hand-cut angles along the acetate that catch light and give the thickness depth instead of bulk: the difference between a statement and a slab, and better in person than in photos.

    • For close work, all day is fine. But single-power readers blur distance: take them off to drive. If you'd rather keep one pair on for everything, order Humble Narrator with progressive reader lenses.

    • Built against exactly that: thick machined acetate, spring hinges rated for years of daily on-and-off, and beveled edges that hide wear instead of showing it.