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Total Wit Readers

$95.00

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15 - Purple and Fuschia Multi-Stripe Front and Milky White Temples
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    Hello, clever individual, meet our equally clever readers: Total Wit. Besides being classically round and fitting the majority of faces, they also feature paddle temples for quickly moving up and down your face as you read throughout the day. You've already got Total Wit, and now, you'll have total style, too.

    Available in diopters ranging from 0.00 to +4.00, our scratch-resistant and smudge-proof reader lenses will have noticing being noticed. PS – If Total Wit's paddle temples aren't your thing, Waylaid offers a similar shape with typical temples!

    Free U.S. Shipping On Orders $75+. Not instant gratification, but close.

    90-Day Returns. A chinchilla can make a baby in 90 days. We figure that's plenty of time for you to decide if you want to keep your glasses.

    Items in the Sale Collection are final sale — no returns or exchanges.

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    Frame Measurements

    Frame width
    Lens width
    Lens height
    Bridge width
    Temple length
    A Average 135mm 46mm 37mm 22mm 145mm
    A Average
    Frame width
    135mm
    Lens width
    46mm
    Lens height
    37mm
    Bridge width
    22mm
    Temple length
    145mm

    Frame Size Scale

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    Our Story.

    Drugstores were full of cheap readers and optical retailers carried expensive designer frames, but there were no options in the gulf between. Enter eyebobs.

    Our Difference.

    We painstakingly select the very best materials, like luxury acetate, comfortable spring hinges, and best-in-class, optical quality lenses.

    Our Promise.

    We won’t take “meh” for an answer. If your life hasn’t been changed by one of our frames, our job has yet to be done.